It is too hot. It is too hot. IT IS TOO FRICKIN HOT.
I mean, I was only out playing soccer for like 70 minutes the other day, and I feel like I need to visit a burn ward. It makes me feel bad for quietly chortling to myself as the east coast complained incessantly about how the trays of
cookie dough on their car dashboards
were overdone when they came back. I guess the point behind all this is, be sure to apply some sunscreen if you're coming to the game Saturday against the Vancouver Whitecaps (which I'm sure have sublimated into the Vancouver Rivers by now). Otherwise, we might have an entire fanbase mimicking "
", an ancient race of demons from Japanese folklore.
Also, instead of going outside to play soccer, getting exercise and making friends, be sure to stay inside instead where it's cool, and maybe play FIFA or something.
over at the Seattle Times
(also known as "That Paper Against the No Good Very Bad Arena Plan") has an interview with Bill Predmore, future owner in the new professional Women's soccer franchise in Seattle.
The game this weekend is a ...